Insult SMS / Text Messages & Insulting Jokes

Tumse Mil Kar Hogaya Zindagi se Pyar

Humain Chor kar Mat Jaana Mere Yaar

Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge

Aap Na Honge to Hum


"Kis Ki Hataenge"

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Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.

HOLI MUBARAK

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun…

Holi Mubarak…

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Aap hamare dil me rehte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.

Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai

Happy Holi

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

You r a DOG...

D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls

Now u r smiling na

Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Govt has Passed a New Rule !!

Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys have to Pay

"Personality Tax"

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Don't Worry Yaar You are Safe.

Par Hum to Phans Gaye Na.

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

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From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply...

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Exterior Emulsion.
7 Years Guarantee. :-)

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Phol Khil Kar Bhi Udaas Hai,

Samundar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyas Hai,

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do.

Hum ko Duniya Ki

Sab Se Khofnak Muskarahat ki Talash Hai.

Submited in : Insult SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )