Funny SMS / Text Messages, Jokes & Quotes

Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->

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BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->

Submited in : Funny SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Kehte Hain,

K

Khoobsorat Cheezen

Dekhne Se Insaan

Khud Bhi Khobsoorat

Ho Jata Hai.




Tumhary Pass MERI TASVEER To Hai Na?

Submited in : Funny SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

1 Molvi Jumay k Din Hoor ki Tareefen Bayaan Kar Raha Tha.

Hoor Aisi Hogi, Wesi Hogi,
Jab Ziyada Josh Mai Aaya to Bola:

"Aur Kya Tareef Karon,

Bas,

Ghulam Din ki BV ko Dekh Lo". :-)

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Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?

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My Name Is Khan Ka

Part 2 Aanay Wala Hai.

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My Name Is Gujjar,

And I'm Not a Kanjar. :-)

Submited in : Funny SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai

Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai.

Muhabbat Main Dard Mile to Kya Huwa?

Dard k Liye 2 Goli "POSTAN" Hoti Hai. :-)

Submited in : Funny SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Kya Batayen Apne Doston Ki,
Wo To Hain Nirale Bandar.

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GIRL FRIEND K Liye 'Food Centre'

Aur Dosto k Liye "MAZAR KA LANGAR"

Submited in : Funny SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

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Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

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