Funny SMS / Text Messages, Jokes & Quotes

Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha. Nawaz sharif mila or bola: Allah ke nam pe kuch tu de do Sayen. Zardari: Chal aa beth. Tuj ko 1 aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta hoon.

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GoLdEn WoRdS AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe Na Pa SkO Tu... . . . . . . . . 'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->

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Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa .. Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ?? Chor : Miyaun Maalik : Kaun Hai ?? Chor : Miyaaun ...Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ?? Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!!!

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Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa .. Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ?? Chor : Miyaun Maalik : Kaun Hai ?? Chor : Miyaaun ...Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ?? Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!!!

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Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa .. Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ?? Chor : Miyaun Maalik : Kaun Hai ?? Chor : Miyaaun ...Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ?? Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!!!

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The 2 Dangerous Weapons in This World Other than The Nuclear Bombs... 1. A Girl's Smile 2. A Girl's Tears Both Make Men to Do Anything..!!

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Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se . . Mere Dost . . . . . . . Mere Paas Khud Biryaani mai 1 Hi Boti Hai.. ==>>True Love Simply Never Ends==>> ,+,PrInCe$s,+,

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Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik shoes ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass

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"Meera" School Mein Eng. Teacher ki job k liye gayi 1st day class mein gai tou 1 student ne pucha: Who Are You "Meera" ne apna Intro Karwaty huey Kaha: "I Miss U". :-)

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am a Fool. I am a Fool. I am a Fool. I am a Fool. OK OK COOL. I Agree You Are Fool Control Yourself

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