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college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
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5zan From
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Baap: Allama Iqbal kon Thy?
Beta: Pata Nahi.
Baap: School Jao Tu Pata Chaly Na.
Beta: Yaqob Uncle Kon Hain?
Baap: Pata Nahi?
Beta: Ghar Jaldi Aao to Pata Chaly Na. :-)
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Submitted By
azam From
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Baap: Allama Iqbal kon Thy?
Beta: Pata Nahi.
Baap: School Jao Tu Pata Chaly Na.
Beta: Yaqob Uncle Kon Hain?
Baap: Pata Nahi?
Beta: Ghar Jaldi Aao to Pata Chaly Na. :-)
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Faizan From
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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
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Faizan From
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SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,
Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??
1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->
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Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
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Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
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Faizan From
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Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
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Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
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Submitted By
Faizan From
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