Double Meaning SMS / Funny Misleading Jokes / Texts Messages

Baap: Allama Iqbal kon Thy?

Beta: Pata Nahi.

Baap: School Jao Tu Pata Chaly Na.

Beta: Yaqob Uncle Kon Hain?

Baap: Pata Nahi?

Beta: Ghar Jaldi Aao to Pata Chaly Na. :-)

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


And


Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





&

Professor Says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & Study. . . . ;->

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

I'm very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking . . . ;->

Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )