Cricket SMS / Match Jokes & Text Messages

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By sikander From jeddah ( 00966546439548 )

ham to use din pakistan wapis arahey thay unhon nay kah itni dur say aay ho 1 matck or khail loo

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By imran hameed From layyah ( 03136722288 )

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Pakistan Cricket Team K Captain Muhammad Yousaf Players Se Khitab karte hue.

Dosto Agar hum,

Australia Se Test Series Haar Gaye to Uska Badla One Day Main Lenge.

Aur Agar One Day B Haar Gaye To Uska Badla 20.Twenty Main Lenge.

Aur agar 20.Twenty B Haar Gaye to Uska Badla hum AAKHRAT Main Lenge.

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Salam Hai Yousaf Bhai Aapke Jazbe Par

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Teacher:
Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female?

Student:
Female

Teacher:
How?

Student:
Just Now Commentator Told
Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ganguly To His Wife During Sex…
PITCH Is Dry
Grass Not Cut
Slow Outfield.

Wife (Dona) Replies:
Nonsense!!!

Inzamaam Scored Century
On The Same PITCH!!!!

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain

SEHWAGs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga

;-)

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Submited in : Cricket SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )