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1.pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kyo deta h 2.pehla pyar hamesha insaan bhool kYO nhi pata 3.pehla pyar hamesha dard kyo deta h Reply Me
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Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye,
dekhne wale b chakra gaye,
uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai
mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai
Submited in : Love Stories SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )
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Ahmar From
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BOY: Mere Sath Chalo Gi?
GIRL: Kahan?
BOY: Jahan Tum Kaho Wahan?
GIRL:OK. 9.0 Chalte Hain.
BOY: Qasam Se Baji, Yahan To Mazaq Karna Bhi Azaab Hai... :-)
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Faizan From
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Boy: Mujh se Shadi Karo Gi?
Girl: No
Boy: But Why?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gy.
Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai.
Girl: 1 Husband Aur 2 Bachey. :-)
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Faizan From
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Faizan From
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Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I'm Heroin.
Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)
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Faizan From
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Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking. Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking Too. Boy: Ok!
Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too. Boy: Yes.
Girl: What Else Can You Leave? Boy: Idea To Marry You! :-)
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Faizan From
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Boy: Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua Hamara Admision to Ek Sath Hua Par Ghazab k tere Sath Hua Tu Husn ki Devi Fail Hui Mai Dard ka Mara Pass Hua!
GIRL: Me Class Mai Tumko Dekhti Thi Din Raat Mai Tera Sochti Thi Kitab ko Jab Mai Uthati Thi Teri Yaadon Mai Kho Jati Thi Per Tujko Na Ehsas Hua Ye Ghazab To Mere Sath Hua Mai Pyar ki Pyasi Fail Hui Tu Jhoota Aashiq Pass Hua.
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Faizan From
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Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.
Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.
BOY: Wah Ji Wah.
Khud Phaaro To Fashion, Hum Phaaren To Police Station. :-)
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Faizan From
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Jo Larkiyan Hamein Pasand Na Karein,
Iska Humain Gham Nahi...
Wah!
Wah!
Aray Badnaseeb Hain Wo Larkiyan,
Jin K Naseeb Mai Hum Nahi. :-)
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Faizan From
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