Boys Vs Girls SMS Jokes & Text Messages (Nice / Cool)

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?

Larki: I'm Heroin.

Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)

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Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :-)

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Boy:
Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua
Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua
Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua
Hamara Admision to Ek Sath Hua
Par Ghazab k tere Sath Hua
Tu Husn ki Devi Fail Hui
Mai Dard ka Mara Pass Hua!


GIRL:
Me Class Mai Tumko Dekhti Thi
Din Raat Mai Tera Sochti Thi
Kitab ko Jab Mai Uthati Thi
Teri Yaadon Mai Kho Jati Thi
Per Tujko Na Ehsas Hua
Ye Ghazab To Mere Sath Hua
Mai Pyar ki Pyasi Fail Hui
Tu Jhoota Aashiq Pass Hua.

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Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.

Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.

BOY: Wah Ji Wah.

Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Phaaren To Police Station. :-)

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Jo Larkiyan Hamein Pasand Na Karein,

Iska Humain Gham Nahi...


Wah!

Wah!


Aray Badnaseeb Hain Wo Larkiyan,

Jin K Naseeb Mai Hum Nahi. :-)

Submited in : Boys Vs Girls SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Its An Unmarried Girl's Request:

Is Msg ko Itna Phela Den k Ye Hamare Hone Waley HUSBAND Tak Pohanch Jaye.

"Kahan Hain Aap?
Kab Aein Gey?
Apni Ammi Ko Jaldi Bhejein.
Maine Ab Aur Nahi Parhna." :-(

Plz Fwd! :-)

Submited in : Boys Vs Girls SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Girl and Boy Were Sitting Alone in The Garden:


Girl: Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster...



Boy: Runaway! Your Father is Coming! :-)

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Girl: Touch your Heart,

You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.



Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin... :-)

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New Style Of Purposing A Girl

Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den

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