Boys Vs Girls SMS Jokes & Text Messages (Nice / Cool)

1.pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kyo deta h 2.pehla pyar hamesha insaan bhool kYO nhi pata 3.pehla pyar hamesha dard kyo deta h Reply Me

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Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye, dekhne wale b chakra gaye, uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai Submited in : Love Stories SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

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BOY: Mere Sath Chalo Gi?

GIRL: Kahan?

BOY: Jahan Tum Kaho Wahan?

GIRL:OK. 9.0 Chalte Hain.

BOY: Qasam Se Baji,
Yahan To Mazaq Karna Bhi Azaab Hai... :-)

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Boy: Mujh se Shadi Karo Gi?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gy.

Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai.

Girl: 1 Husband Aur 2 Bachey. :-)

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?

Larki: I'm Heroin.

Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)

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Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :-)

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Boy:
Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua
Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua
Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua
Hamara Admision to Ek Sath Hua
Par Ghazab k tere Sath Hua
Tu Husn ki Devi Fail Hui
Mai Dard ka Mara Pass Hua!


GIRL:
Me Class Mai Tumko Dekhti Thi
Din Raat Mai Tera Sochti Thi
Kitab ko Jab Mai Uthati Thi
Teri Yaadon Mai Kho Jati Thi
Per Tujko Na Ehsas Hua
Ye Ghazab To Mere Sath Hua
Mai Pyar ki Pyasi Fail Hui
Tu Jhoota Aashiq Pass Hua.

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Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.

Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.

BOY: Wah Ji Wah.

Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Phaaren To Police Station. :-)

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Jo Larkiyan Hamein Pasand Na Karein,

Iska Humain Gham Nahi...


Wah!

Wah!


Aray Badnaseeb Hain Wo Larkiyan,

Jin K Naseeb Mai Hum Nahi. :-)

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