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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I'm Heroin.
Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)
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Faizan From
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Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking. Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking Too. Boy: Ok!
Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too. Boy: Yes.
Girl: What Else Can You Leave? Boy: Idea To Marry You! :-)
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Faizan From
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Boy: Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua Hamara Admision to Ek Sath Hua Par Ghazab k tere Sath Hua Tu Husn ki Devi Fail Hui Mai Dard ka Mara Pass Hua!
GIRL: Me Class Mai Tumko Dekhti Thi Din Raat Mai Tera Sochti Thi Kitab ko Jab Mai Uthati Thi Teri Yaadon Mai Kho Jati Thi Per Tujko Na Ehsas Hua Ye Ghazab To Mere Sath Hua Mai Pyar ki Pyasi Fail Hui Tu Jhoota Aashiq Pass Hua.
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Faizan From
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Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.
Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.
BOY: Wah Ji Wah.
Khud Phaaro To Fashion, Hum Phaaren To Police Station. :-)
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Faizan From
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Jo Larkiyan Hamein Pasand Na Karein,
Iska Humain Gham Nahi...
Wah!
Wah!
Aray Badnaseeb Hain Wo Larkiyan,
Jin K Naseeb Mai Hum Nahi. :-)
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Faizan From
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Its An Unmarried Girl's Request:
Is Msg ko Itna Phela Den k Ye Hamare Hone Waley HUSBAND Tak Pohanch Jaye.
"Kahan Hain Aap? Kab Aein Gey? Apni Ammi Ko Jaldi Bhejein. Maine Ab Aur Nahi Parhna." :-(
Plz Fwd! :-)
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Faizan From
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Girl and Boy Were Sitting Alone in The Garden:
Girl: Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster...
Boy: Runaway! Your Father is Coming! :-)
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Faizan From
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Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin... :-)
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Faizan From
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New Style Of Purposing A Girl
Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta Bara Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare Muje Bura Lagega Tum Han Kaho To
Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den
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Faizan From
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