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Ye hai Basanti
Film SH0LAY ki


Ab Ye Nachy Gi


Nachi kya?


Nahi?


Ab Nachi?


Nahi naachay gi pagal..


Yaad nahi Dharminder ne kya kaha tha!
"Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.

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Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".

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Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

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In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to
guess wot guyz
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KAMEENA……………………;->

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3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would've Also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)

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Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

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Breaking News:

Indian Top Actress
"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York.


Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko... :-)

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Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

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Amir Khan Ki Har Film
Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per

Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai???

Simple

Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He.

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Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya

Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha:
Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?”
Us Ne Kaha
Kia Btao Yaaroo…
Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah..
Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi

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