Abbreviation SMS / Abbreviated Messages & Text Jokes

s:"still"
m:"mad"
a:"always"
r:"responsible"
t:"teasing"

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~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

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MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

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F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=

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Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

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These are some of the romantic countries in the world

HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

ITALY
I Trust And Love You

LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also

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G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2


M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

GUD MORNING

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Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
keep making SISTERS!

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Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.

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Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

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