Student SMS Jokes / Text Messages Collection

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College Rule-

1. B Quiet in da Class bcuz Others r Sleeping.

2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, it works as a Pillow.

3. Keep da College Clean, So b Absent:-)

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Advice for Students

1. Kabhie Top na karo werna log tum se jalne lagein gey.

2. Hamesha late Class mein jao is tarah her Teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ager Cheating ka Chance ho to kabhie parh kar na jao.

4. Ziyada parhney se time zaaya hota hai aur time zaaya karna Gunah hai.

5. Kabhie Viva na do kiu ke be-ijzat ho ker liye hue 2 numbers se izat kay 0 number achay.

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Atif Aslam In An Exam
"Kuch Is Tarah"

Kuch Is Tarah.
Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..
Answer Teray Saray.
Meray Paper Pe Chapa De.

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai.
Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai.

Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.
Unhain To Mera Pata De.

Kuch Is Tarah.
Tera Paper Meray Paper Se Miladay.

Kuch Is Tarah.

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Yahoo! Yeah! Yupi! Yeah

meri sari tyari ho gai,
pen
marker
pointer
pencil
scale , Geometery

uniform, shoes sab ready ho gia hai ab sirf parhna baqi hai.

Or han Hair Gel , body spray, face glooming cream b available hai. Akhir bhai kal paper hai examiner FEMALE b ho sakti hai.

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Height of Honesty:

Sitting in an
Examination Hall,
Opening a Bit,
Memorising the
answer and then Writting it

Without Seeing!!!

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Chaar dino ka vacation ho abba,

Lambi parhai,
Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitne zamane baad ho abba,

Bunk lagaya,
Bunk lagaya,

Soya raha me classon me apni,

Teacher se roz roz pitke me aaya,

Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,

chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,

4 dino ka vacation ho abba,

lambi parhai
lambi parhai...

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Class Rooms are like a Train…

1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP),

Middle 3 are General Compartments
and
Last 2 are Sleeper Coches.

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Aata hai yaad mujhko School ka Zamana,
Woh harami pan ki baten, woh Bachiyan phansana,
Woh hansna hanasana, Woh canteen k Lala ko chootiya banana,
Teachers ki hatana, woh Punishment milna,
Woh tullay laga k Murghiyan churana,
Woh exams ki raaton main Suttay lagana,
Woh tension ko Film dekh k urana,
Woh pharray bana k Underwear main chupana,
Na ab woh din hain, na woh raaten,
Na woh Bachiyan, na mulaqaaten,
Agar kuch hain to bas yaaden he yaaden

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Bhai Log!!!

Ghajini dekhne k baad mujhe andaza hua hai k Aapka Bhai bhi AAMIR KHAN se kuch kam nahi hai.

Main bhi parhta hon,
Samajhta hon.


Phir 15 minute k baad sab bhool jata hon.

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Science teacher: Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.


Student: par sir usay attack kaise dilaya jaye?

Submited in : Student SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )