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Take your Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
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Put in Water
And
Call on Your Mobile.
Your Mobile will Start Swimming.
Do it and Enjoy.
Its Fun Too be Young. :-)
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Faizan From
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Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!
Thief 2: I am Tired,
We'll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow. :-)
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Faizan From
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2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
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Faizan From
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Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.
Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
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Faizan From
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Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
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Faizan From
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Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
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Faizan From
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Bivi: Munnay ki sunnat k card English me kaise likhwaen gay?
Punjabi: We Heartly invite u on cutting Ceremony of Fucking device of our beloved son.
Kindly join us.
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Faizan From
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Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans:
Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to be Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish.
Fish has Fins.
Fins are the people of Finland.
Finland's National Flag is RED.
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color.
Some Other Day I will Tell you Why Ambulance is White. ;-)
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Submitted By
Faizan From
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Height of Patriotism:
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You Sitting on an English Toilet In Pakistani Style. :-)
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Faizan From
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2nd day after wedding
Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband
Anti Misba-
It’s part of marital life
Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body
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Faizan From
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