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Mom to children:jo bacha meri baat maaney ga aur meray aagay nahin bolay ga mein usko gift don gi.
Son:is tarah to saray gift abu ley jaen gay.
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Rizwan jani From
Shikarpur (
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Ak dafa Imdad khayal india gaya, waha par hotel wale ne os se kaha ke jo bhi chaheye ye button dabao hazer hojayega masalan green dabai ga to wine a jaye ga. black babao to khana a jaye ga. Magar RED button mat dabao. Leken ye Adme be pathan ta, Is ne wahee Red button dabaya to ek lund aaya or os os ko kya. Morning ma hotel wale ne kaha sab theek ha khan. Os ne kaha goog. Sab Red button to nahee dabaya. Khan ghosa ho gaya our kaha ma tum ko gandoo nazar ata hoo. hahahah Imdad khaya old charsadda OGRA islamabad
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Imdad charsadda From
Charsadda (
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A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
03212617637 ) |
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A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
03212617637 ) |
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What is more Useful After it is Broken?
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An Egg. :-)
Which is the most Shocking City?
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Electri-city. :-)
Name Two Things You can never Eat Before Breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch. :-)
How many Great Men were Born in Pakistan?
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None,
Only babies Were Born. :-)
If Your clock Strikes 13, What times it is?
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Time to buy a New Clock. :-)
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
03212617637 ) |
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New Style Of Proposing:
Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
03212617637 ) |
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sardar.
agar operation min meri mout ho jaye to operation karnay waly doctor say shadi kar lene
BV.aisey Q kah rahay ho ge
sardar
to kea doctor ko maaf kar duon .....
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Submitted By
imran hameed From
layyah (
03136722288 ) |
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?
stdnt-No Sir!
By mistake i brought tomorrow exam's Chit today:-)
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
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Submitted By
Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
03212617637 ) |
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