Pathan SMS / Text Messages & Jokes

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kr
Machli Ka Shikar Krne
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Lo ji Tum B PATHAN ho kya?
Joke To Upar Hi Khatm Ho Gya Tha.. :->

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Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
5 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

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Pathan ka bacha...

Abu hum ko baaja dilao...

Pathan: Nahi! Tum sab ko tung karega...!

Bacha: Nahi Abu! KHUDA Qasam jab sub sojaye ga, hum tab bajayega...!:-)

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3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:

Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.

Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.

Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola:
"Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."

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Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

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Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

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A Pathan Called FM radio & Said:

"I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: So You want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha nai! I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song. :-)

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Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:


Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia? :-)

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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha
Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo.


Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain.


Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.

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Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

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