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1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?
Wo BoLa
SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY K..
Ramzaan Ki Jhandiyan Kahan
MiLengi...
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Rizwan jani From
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Pathan Amrood Bech Raha tha!
1 admi aya bola:khan saab amrood Mein agr keera huwa to ?
Pathan: to hum keeray k aLag Paise Le ga
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Rizwan jani From
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""Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !
1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?
Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
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Rizwan jani From
Shikarpur (
03337285900 ) |
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Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.
*H*U*S*B*
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Hameed Ullah Shaheen Batazai From
Pishin (
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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!
Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.
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Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
03212617637 ) |
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1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:
Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.
Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai. :-)
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Faizan From
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Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha! Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga... :-)
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Faizan From
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Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.
Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.
Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.
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Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)
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Faizan From
Karachi,Pakistan (
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Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:
Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
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Faizan From
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