Pathan SMS / Text Messages & Jokes

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY K.. Ramzaan Ki Jhandiyan Kahan MiLengi...

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Rizwan jani From Shikarpur ( 03337285900 )

Pathan Amrood Bech Raha tha! 1 admi aya bola:khan saab amrood Mein agr keera huwa to ? Pathan: to hum keeray k aLag Paise Le ga

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Rizwan jani From Shikarpur ( 03337285900 )

""Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ? Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Rizwan jani From Shikarpur ( 03337285900 )

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha. jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH" nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi. Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka. Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka. *H*U*S*B*

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Hameed Ullah Shaheen Batazai From Pishin ( +923003863764 )

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:

Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.



Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai. :-)

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?




2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga... :-)

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.

Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.

Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..



Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )