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Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it Taller Stronger & Sharper
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Teacher : Y didn't U do Ur homework?
Santa: I'm in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?
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Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
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Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:
1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai... Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega. :-)
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Sardar thought "LOL" mean "lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died he Sent it in da Following txt ''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D
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Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
Kyon K
Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
Sirf Itna He Kaha
, , ,
MY NAME IS KHAN. :-)
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Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli: I Am Sorry.
Sardar: I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
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Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega
SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi
Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
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Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did'nt know it...!
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Faizan From
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sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya! Boy: Woh kese? sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
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