Sardar SMS / Santa Banta Text Messages & Jokes

Lady to inspector Sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn\'t come back yet! Sardar: Why don\'t u cook something else.

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Rizwan jani From Shikarpur ( 03337285900 )

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?




Sardar:Post Office

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

Submited in : Sardar SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )