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Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia
bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi kia dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi
or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye
tu pathan bola baji agar dohdh k sath biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God's Creation

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Suhag raat

wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain
sardar: kaise pata?
Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P Sakhawat

Submited in : Naughty SMS Submitted By sakhawat From sialkot ( 03348004289 )