Load Shedding SMS / Text Messages & Jokes

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadsheding khatam hone
Tak bijli mehngi nahi ho gi.


Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tak
Sasti bijli estamal kro.

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In Pakistan

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light jane ka.

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light aane ka.

This time check was brought
To u by WAPDA
WAPDA STANDARD TIME

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main Titlee hun,

1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
2,2 Ghanty jati hun,

0oper Pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,

Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

Brought you by: WAPDA
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Surprising 2009:


Good Morning!
(Bina Bijli Kay)...


Have A Nice Day
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

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Stay Happy
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Story of 21st century:

Once upon a time there was a Country which had Nuclear Power BUT did not have electricity.

Moral:hahahahahahaha!

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Kisi ko ISHQ ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko PYAAR ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Kisi ko JUDAI maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye usay.

LOAD SHEDDING maar deti hai.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Kia kar rahe ho ager Farigh ho to paas aao.

Thora or

Or

Or paas


Aa kar mujhy

?

?

Hawa do Q k Light nahi hy or bohat garmi hy..

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Ek Doctor ne ek Pagal se pucha: Tum CHHAT se kyon latak rahy ho?

Pagal: Main Bulb Hon...

Doctor: Tum Jal kyon nahi rahy?

Pagal: Bewakoof! Light gai hui hai.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Best Dialogues:

Boy: Mere paas Fridge hai, T.V Hai, Microwave hai, A.C Hai. Tere Paas kya hai?


Friend: Mere Paas Light hai, Jiske baghair teri har cheez bekaar hai.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Woh Mujhse Poochta Hai K Tere Khuaabon Main Kon Aata Hai Faraz...



Usay Kaise bataon K Raat Ko "Load Shedding" Mujhe Sonay Nahi Deti. :P

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