Load Shedding SMS / Text Messages & Jokes

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Duniya ki woh konsi Company hai jo Duaon pe nahi balke bad'duao pe chal rahi hai?

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G Han.

Aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya.

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Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain.

PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai.

PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati.

ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga. :-)

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye:

Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai,
Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai.

Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai.

Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai.

Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den.

Shukriya.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz...


Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay....

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

This Lighe Going Time Is Brought To You By:

Radio Mirchi Fm
(suno, sunao, life banao)

Media Partner Ibm

Wild stone 4 men

New Vival Soap (khoobsurti ander se nikhare)

Happy Loadshading...

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )

App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.

Submited in : Load Shedding SMS Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )